February 2012
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One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,...
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
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“Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world.”
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I'm way too nice to people and that's my downfall.
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
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My laptops just about dead. I'm tired. Going to...
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